I barely survived today...

But something really funny in the gym hapenned. I was getting ready to do my deadlifts, there was a couple of guys there doing some lightweight deads on a step. There was a weird, I mean, WEIRD techno music playing.
I squatted down to roll my straps around the barbell, breathing deep to prepare for the lift, when one of the two fellas said "This noise in the music sounds like a dinossaur having diarrea..." And it did sound like a very musical, furious diarrea indeed.
They left, I was still silent. Once i was alone, still in the starting position for the deads, I started laughing and couldn't stop. There was suddenly a smiley, round dinossaur in my mind, having a musical techno diarrea. That noise was getting more and more furious and I couldn't help myself. I almost cried for laughing so hard, still in the position but unable to move any other muscle rather than my abs from laughing.
Hopefully, the music was over minutes later and I could proceed with my training accordingly.
But I still see the smiley, round, (perhaps) pink dinossaur shitting rainbows in a techno music fashion. I will not be able to control myself if I hear that stupid music again. Shit!

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You may wonder why I write so much here, but one of the motives is to practice exactly this, my writing - specifically my english writing. And also today at my store I had the opportunity to exercise my english in conversation, too. A couple of foreign women wanted to see some products and luckily I got at the store by that very moment, for any of my employees are proficient with english. The best thing is that at the end of the conversation they complimented my english and left satisfied and surprised with the attention they got. I felt my brain pumping just like I used to feel after every conversation class at my former english school.